I’d Cheat if I Could

I’d Cheat if I Could

I’d love to be a major league baseball player.  Even at fifty-eight years old, I still have dreams where I hear the announcers talking about this miracle of sports, this unbelievable specimen who strikes out hitters with a 116 mph fastball and a 54 mph knuckleball.  “At the age where most of his peers are thinking about the proverbial rocking chair on the front porch,” says the Vin Scully of my dreams,  “This man defies the ages.  He’s as smooth and spicy as the mustard you’re slathering on your ballpark hot dog.”